Yesterday, Her Royal Highness (HRH) was president of the Bad Girls Club (for puppies). It was a club of two: HRH and Willow (Willow being vice-president for going in the trash after the cookie exchange tissue paper). HRH was president all day long at school. It went sort of like this:
"Hey! Look at me! I'm beautiful!" During study hall in the library.
"I don't want to sit on the cold tile!" Flounces around. "Get me a blanket to sit on!"
[Note: on Bad Girls Club day, all statements have an exclamation point at the end.]
"It's too quiet in the library! Let's party!" Barked while the library is full of kids studying for finals.
"I will not lower my voice!" Bark, head toss, and booty shake.
[Sigh. How many hours until this day is over?]