Monday, July 9, 2012

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Elvis As A Dog

By Fred,
Sometimes Jam's prodigious production of saliva fluid slows a bit, and his normally slippery upper lip sticks to the side of his teeth, giving him a little snarl, very much like Elvis would look, if Elvis were reincarnated as a yellow lab.

Is Jam Really Elvis?
Actually, that would explain much of Jam's behavior: the fondness for peanut butter, the tendency toward silly behavior, the passion for blue capes, and the boyish exuberance for the opposite sex. And especially that playful snarl of the upper lip.

Don't mess with Elvis.

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